I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did five years
And then seven more
'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of good drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would have had
The nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
And you kept me guessing
And now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Here I go thinkin'
About all the things I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift
'cause all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems
I can't remember one.
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
And I almost had you
Almost had you
Almost had you
I almost wished you would've loved me too
Wished you would've loved me too
