Get squished by a rock (Oakheart)
Carried off by a big angry hawk (Snowkit)
Chase a pheasant bird, across the path (Shrewpaw)
Face Bloodclan and their terrible wrath (Tigerclaw)
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die.
It's cold out in the snow (Mosskit)
Thrown off the edge of the gorge (Whiteclaw)
Get trapped under the ice (Flametail)
Wound infections after getting rat bites (Volepaw)
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die.
Try to fight dogs by yourself (Swiftpaw)
Flattened while tryin' to save a mouse (Longtail)
Catch a cough that's green or white (many)
Get struck down due to Starclan's might. (Ripplestar)
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die.
Attack the Sharptooth from above (Feathertail)
Sacrafice yourself for true love. (Silverstream/)
Washed away, taking a poo (Duskwater)
I wonder, what these red berries do? (omg)
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die.
Stuck inside the camp during a forest fire (Yellowfang)
Have your evil plot up and expire. (Hawkfrost)
Jump on a dog and then drown the a river (Bluestar)
Save your friend from badgers while defending her babies (Cinderpelt)
Go down in smoke in a grandeur (Firestar)
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to dieeeeee~
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die.
