Dear Fellow Australians
This is your leader, John
I’m writing to tell you that there’s been a change
We’ve been lucky too long
The world has been fighting for hundreds of years
Killing its fathers and sons
But none of that worried me till I heard
The sound of the Bali bomb
So if you see a character acting suspicious
Wearing sandals instead of thongs
Black beards, tea towels and too many parties
Dial 1800 Go-Tell-John
I’ve got a friend his name is George
And I let him play with my toys
He’s a bit of a bully and likes his own way
RECKLESS RECORDS GARAGE SALE : 1997 – 2003 LYRICSBut now I’m one of the boys
George will root out all the evil
Together we’ll go to war
Fight for our freedom and kill all the bad guys
Though I’m not really sure who they are
So if you see a package left unattended
Unite, be right, be strong
Point out the weirdo, we’ll give him a fair go
Dial 1800 Go-Tell-John
But if you feel the danger of all this hatred
You just want to get along
And Johnny’s the one who’s acting suspicious
Dial 1800 NO-WAR-JOHN
And Johnny’s the one who’s acting suspicious
Dial 1800 NO-WAR-JOHN.
