Текст песни Бакен-Барды - Бабулька и пионер

Sit ladies and gentlemen, yes
Sit ladies and gentlemen
We will sing you a song underworld
About granny and pioneer

One day Trom one granny
I went to the store for yogurt
And everyone knows that the yogurt is useful,
Especially in the morning after the feast

But our old lady no booze,
but because she wanted him
that she is very hurt
And her body was aging

A store was across the street
In a worn truck
The minimum speed of 320
And the traffic lights were not working

And our old lady was frightened
He muttered: "a dick ?!"
"Again we broke all the traffic lights"
And suddenly I saw a pioneer

A pioneer of smoking a cigarette
And on his pant leg had a hole
He drank a lot yesterday port
And very much like kefir

And the old lady went to the pioneer
And I turned to him with a question:
Translate me across the road,
But just throw your cigarette!

To store reached normal
But Pioneer has dried firmly
And on the way back through the track
He saw the yogurt in a string bag

And then he realized how drastically it has a very eerie sushnyak
If cold yogurt drink, it would of course immediately nishtyak
And he changed the point on the world
He turned sharply and quickly stumbled granny grabbed yogurt

Slow down screeching wagon,
But it was even longer as something silly
It is necessary to go was on track with a magnifying glass
To find what is left of the corpse

A pioneer drinking kefir very eagerly
While not in the bottle was empty
He hiccupped, belched, sigh
And something he felt very sad

But we pioneer was an optimist
And philosophically seen the life of the planet
Of course it is a pity that there is no grannies,
But dead wood but also do not have !!!

And he married three years later
His wife was beautiful, she was called Alla
And he lived with her entire life happily
And his fate was not broken off!