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Hm
I will never be a presenter on TV,
                             Em F #
Shovel not row green "lave"
                                    Hm
I do not get to the final talk show, "You are a star!"
                                  Em F #
And do not ever withdraw as James Bond.
                           Hm G
I also never become the face of the company
                           Em F #
Even the production of brooms for a bath,
                              Hm G
And the girls loved the country and the native
         Em F # Hm
Do not say I'm sexy fight.

                           Hm
Because I'm fat,
                           G A
Because I'm fat.

I can go to war to serve in the front -
Such a large layer of fat pomegranate will not take.
I even stopped drinking beer every day,
But still it does not help this crap.
When on the beach in the summer I rented a T-shirt,
From horror scream at Walton girls.
If I were a pill, I'd vitamin
Titled "Antivozbudin".

Because I'm fat,
Because I'm fat.