Текст песни Пляж - Интернет

Friends tell him, can not live without an Internet
    Tell him that it's cool, everything is possible there.
    Could not resist and bought a cord connected to a modem
    In the global network and it is now he can himself

    Dust on the table and a box of floppy disks
    Did not sleep at night and forgot about lunch
    Nope magazines and newspapers no
    The house now has Internet

    Sucked into his net, he does not see anyone
    Just looking sports and jokes, awake
    So as not to run to the bathroom, that was only the Internet
    Instead he ordered a fashionable toilet seats

    Met with one glance pictures: of such
    All his life he dreamed, in the evening in a cafe to meet like
    He bought a bouquet of flowers, and all he was willing to
    He came back, but at that table sat homosexual

    Clear the table and a box of floppy disks
    Night's sleep and ate his lunch
    The guy gives all good advice
    Do not go no internet