Текст песни Леонид Каганов - Не стоит напрягаться

Culinary

    Once I entered the odnerku best singers
    Now I teach people to cook
    Today, learn how to make hard-boiled egg
    And be cool sandwich

          But before you cook you check your pocket
          Perhaps there is money now?
          Do not even try to overtake the restaurant -
          It's better he will feed us all
              I'm always there and eat - this class

    A friend of mine, he grilled onions, melted cheese it,
    And in one of the sunny days
    Tried on my tooth homemade pie -
    Cake turned out stronger than ...

          Well, do not worry, it means the lot is as follows.
          Trifle loss, tooth - not a foot.
          In fact, people have a lot of teeth -
          By as much as thirty-two pie
              Then another push-up guys

    Another friend of mine put it in the oven suddenly goose
    But see - all the bottles are empty.
    Went for a beer and came back carrying a beer -
    Either at home or goose or plate.

          He built a hut, recently past go -
          I look - weaves the fourth floor.
          Not worth venturing to cook food at home -
          Let the better it will be a garage
              Of course it is desirable not our

              Many times I have to cook, only empty mouth
              And the whole apartment is full of smoke.
              It is not necessary to strain and prepare meals -
              Let it prepares wife
              To do this, she needs ...
              To do this, she needs ...
              To do this, she needs ...